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😂 100 Original Funny Memes (Text-Only Captions)
1. Me: I’m going to bed early tonight.
Also me at 3AM: Did dinosaurs have best friends?
2. My patience is thinner than my phone screen protector.
3. My diet starts… right after this pizza.
4. If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel.
5. I opened one email today. That’s enough productivity for the week.
6. Running late is my cardio.
7. My favorite workout is walking away from responsibilities.
8. Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
9. I’m not lazy, I’m in energy-saving mode.
10. I talk to myself because I need expert advice.
11. Mondays should come with a warning label.
12. I survived another meeting that could’ve been an email.
13. Some people graduate with honors. I am just honored to graduate.
14. Coffee: because adulting is hard.
15. Me: I need to save money.
Also me: buys a llama-shaped lamp.
16. I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right.
17. When life shuts a door… open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.
18. My brain has too many tabs open.
19. Currently holding it all together with duct tape and sarcasm.
20. If I was a superhero, my power would be overthinking.
21. Life’s short. Smile while you still have teeth.
22. My to-do list: 1. Make list. 2. Panic.
23. I don’t have the energy to pretend I like you today.
24. I like long romantic walks to the fridge.
25. I whisper "What the hell?" to myself at least 20 times a day.
26. I’m not procrastinating. I’m prioritizing my chill.
27. If I had a dollar for every time I said “I’m fine,” I’d be rich and still lying.
28. My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m getting fat.
29. I can't come to the phone right now. I'm avoiding people.
30. The only six-pack I have is in my fridge.
31. I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope for the best.
32. I put “Pro” in procrastination.
33. If sleeping was a sport, I’d have Olympic gold.
34. The only thing I lift is my mood… sometimes.
35. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, I eat it.
36. I woke up today. Mission accomplished.
37. I don’t snore. I dream I’m a motorcycle.
38. Password incorrect. Hint: Your life is falling apart.
39. Why be moody when you can shake your booty?
40. Friends come and go. Pizza is forever.
41. I'm silently correcting your grammar in my head.
42. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. It’s fair.
43. I don’t need a mood ring. I have a face.
44. Mondays are proof that weekends are over too soon.
45. My phone battery lasts longer than most of my relationships.
46. I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
47. “You look tired.” — Thanks, I was going for “Exhausted & Fabulous.”
48. I came. I saw. I forgot what I was doing.
49. I dance like no one’s watching because I’m home alone.
50. I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes ever.
51. I keep hitting the escape key but I’m still here.
52. 404: Motivation not found.
53. Can I restart my day from bed?
54. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just want a paycheck.
55. Every group chat has a silent one. That’s me, reading everything with snacks.
56. Sometimes I wonder if my pillow misses me too.
57. Sorry I’m late. I didn’t want to come.
58. That awkward moment when you wave back at someone who wasn’t waving at you.
59. If sarcasm burned calories, I’d be invisible.
60. I’m not messy. I’m just creatively organized.
61. If I had a dollar for every dumb decision I made… I’d make another one.
62. I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.
63. I'm not short, I'm just compact and concentrated.
64. "You do you" — okay but I’m tired of me.
65. Note to self: Chill. Everything’s a mess but you're doing your best.
66. My sleep schedule is like a broken vending machine: totally unpredictable.
67. Auto-correct has ruined more lives than heartbreak.
68. I Googled my symptoms. Turns out I just need a nap.
69. Mood: Watching my life like it’s someone else’s Netflix series.
70. My favorite sound is "no plans for today."
71. Can’t adult today. Try again tomorrow.
72. My brain’s on airplane mode.
73. Why does Monday come so fast but Friday takes forever?
74. I used to care. I still do, but I used to, too.
75. My energy level is somewhere between a sloth and a dead battery.
76. That’s enough talking. Let’s not talk ever again.
77. I like my coffee like I like my humor—dark and endless.
78. The only drama I like is in Netflix subtitles.
79. I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
80. If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at your problems.
81. My dog understands me better than my boss.
82. I never finish anything but
83. I'm not ignoring you. I'm just socially rebooting.
84. I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not even an actor.
85. Don’t rush me. I’m waiting for the last minute.
86. I’m fine. Totally fine. My eye twitch is just for decoration.
87. I put the “pro” in “procrastinate.”
88. If “meh” were a person, it’d be me right now.
89. I used to be cool. Then Wi-Fi happened.
90. My spirit animal is a potato on a recliner.
91. Can’t hear you over the sound of me not caring.
92. My brain said “no.” My mouth said “sure.”
93. Sorry, I missed your call on purpose.
94. I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.
95. Adulting level: I just yelled at a houseplant.
96. My credit card and I are not on speaking terms.
97. That moment when you realize your dreams need Wi-Fi.
98. I came here for a good time, but all I got was bills.
99. I’m multitasking: ignoring you and being tired at the same time.
100. If being confused was a career, I’d be CEO.